What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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