he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
