Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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