i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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