As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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