he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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