There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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