are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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