i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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