I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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