What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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