I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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