Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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