Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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