is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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