What a fucking waste of an outfit
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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