Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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