Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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