What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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