I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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