butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
id be glad to
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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