Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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