Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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