Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
