we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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