is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
NoShamevember. You game?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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