If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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