Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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