I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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