So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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