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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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