and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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