But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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