My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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