yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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