a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
operation harelip BJ is a go
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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