Whod you bang
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
