quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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