Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
