Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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