So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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