so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Randomize
