ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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