I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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