the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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