break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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