I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
