i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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