She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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