So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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