I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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