your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We need to get me chipped asap
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