come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
