note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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