You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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