I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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